Scene #19 - Bhai ne mereko bheja tumahra body ko guard karne ke liye
After the burial.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Aye, Khan, paisa kamaao, khoob paisa kamaao, lekin yeh chhota chhota bachcha gali mein bheekh nahi maangna chahiye, samjha? Raat ko koi bhookha pet nahi soyega, malum? Jhopde ukhaad ke bada bada building banaao, lekin woh gareeb ke liye bhi chhat banaao, nahi to main tumko zindagi se ukhaad dega, samajh gaya? Ukhaad dega main.
He gives some money to Krishnan.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Paisa tumko bahut de sakta tha, lekin mujhko malum tum jaisa log sirf apna hak ka paisa lega. Hhaein? Isko rakho, dost, yeh tumhara teen sau pachees rupya.
Krishnan Iyer:
Aye, dost bola tum mereko? Tumhara amma mereko beta boli. Ab mere ko kya bhi nahi hona. Tu mereko kaam bol, main karegi. Jo bolegi main karegi, bol.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Mera ek hi behen hai, Shiksha.
At a college.
College guard:
Aye, aye, aye, lungi waala, andar college mein kidhar jaata hai? Andar bachche logo ka dance chalta hai. Chal bhaag yahan se, chal.
Krishnan Iyer:
Kya re, tu mere ko lungi boli? Mereko lungi boli! Dekh. Salaam kar. Phir se kar. Teri maa ka maroo.
He enters the dance room. On finding Shiksha, he shows her photograph to her.
Shiksha:
Kaun ho tum?
Krishnan Iyer:
I am Krishnan Iyer, Yem Yaa.
Shiksha:
Uh, ha. Yem Yaa?
Krishnan Iyer:
Yem, Yaa. Yem, Yaa. Bhai ne mereko bheja tumahra body ko guard karne ke liye.
Unknown:
Bodyguard?
Yaa.
College girl:
Wow! Chikna hai.
Unknown:
Shiksha, he suits you.
Shiksha:
Oh, shut up!
Unknown:
Yeaah! Hey hey hey hey...
Shiksha:
Krishnan Iyer M.A., can you sing? Can you dance? Can you disco?
Krishnan does some classical dance.
Unknown:
Arey jaa jaa jaa, pehle seekh ke aa disco.
Unknown:
Disco karega, paav mein moch aayegi tereko.
Krishnan Iyer:
Aye, kya re? Masti karti? Tum mereko majaak karti? Mere south ka majaak karti hai? Dekh, aaj main lungi uthaake, tumko disco naariyal dikhaayegi. Aiya, start karo, ra.
Krishnan Iyer:
Hum yeh lungi uthaake tumko disco dikhaati.
Oye, hum yeh lungi uthaake tumko disco dikhaati.
Josh mein aati, to phir sabki chhutti hum kar jaati.
Baari baari hum tum sabki dholak bajaati.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
I am naariyal pani waala, I am naariyal pani waala.
Oye, hum yeh lungi uthaake, tumko dico dikhaati.
Josh mein aati, to phir sabki chhutti hum kar jaati.
Baari baari hum tum sabki dholak bajaati.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
Unknown:
Aye, aye, dhinkakka dhina. Aye aye aye, dhinakka dhinaa, jhin jhinnakkadi, jhin jhinakkadi, jhinakkadi jhinna jhinna.
Sa sa sarigama, pa pa pani pama, panidha, panidha.
Sa sa sarigare sarigapanidhamaparega.
Tarikida tarikidatom, tarikida tarikidatom, tarikidatom.
Unknown:
O nakhrewali, tera dil hum aaj chura legi.
Dekhegi is mehfil se humko kaun nikalegi.
Eh he, oh ho, ah ha. Ha, ha, ha ha.
O nakhrewali, tera dil hum aaj chura legi.
Dekhegi is mehfil se humko kaun nikalegi.
Unknown:
Oh, shut up and get out.
Krishnan Iyer:
Uhh, hum jab andar ghus jaati to baahar nahi aati.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
Nan daan Krishnan Iyer M.A, any disci inge paaru.
Hum yeh lungi uthaake, tumko dico dikhaati.
Josh mein aati, to phir sabki chhutti hum kar jaati.
Baari baari hum tum sabki ghanti bajaati.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
Nan daan Krishnan Iyer M.A, to phir disco chhod chhod.
Aye, Krishnan Iyer M.A., aye nariyal paani wala.
Aye, Krishnan Iyer M.A., aye nariyal paani wala.
Unknown:
Ayye! Ayye!
Krishnan Iyer:
Hum sab kuchh kar sakti hai, hum kya tumse darti hai.
Haan. Aye, aye aye, aye aye, aye aye.
Hum sab kuchh kar sakti hai, hum kya tumse darti hai.
Dance tum aisa karti hai, jaisa murgi lipatai hai,
Oye oye oye oye.
Dance tum aisa karti hai, jaisa murgi lipatai hai,
Hum to gaana gaati, tum bahut shor machaati.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
Nan daan Krishnan Iyer M.A, eradi disco nok nok.
Hum yeh lungi uthaake tumko disco dikhaati.
Josh mein aati to phir sabki chhutti kar jaati.
Baari baari hum tum sabki band bajaati.
I am Krishnan Iyer M.A., I am naariyal pani waala.
I am naariyal pani waala, I am naariyal pani waala.
Nane Krishnan Iyer M.A., ente ente disco nok.
Aye, Krishnan Iyer M.A., aye naariyal paani waala.
Aye, Krishnan Iyer M.A., aye naariyal paani waala.