Agneepath

Scene #20 - Yeh chhe foot ka body ludkaane ke liye chaar inch ka goli kam pad gaya malum

Phones ringing at the 4 goons' lair. Vijay picks up the phone.
Unknown:
Kya patta khula chhe?
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Patta kholne waala tumhara do seth ka patta kat gaya, aur do bhaag gaya.
Unknown:
Tum kaun ho bhai?
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Tumhara naya seth. Naam, Vijay. Vijay Deenanath Chauhan.
Unknown:
Lekin tumko to ludkaane ke vaaste...
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Aye! Yeh chhe foot ka body ludkaane ke liye chaar inch ka goli kam pad gaya, malum? Haan.
Unknown:
Samajh gaya, Vijay bhai, samajh gaya.
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Abhi ek baat aur samajhne ka hai tumko. Main andha dhandha bhi andhere mein nahi karta. Baat karneka hai to saamne aaneka, saamne. Samjha? Hhaein.
He puts the receiver down and throws the telephone away.
At Vijay's house.
Mithun Chakraborty as Krishnan Iyer
Krishnan Iyer:
Very good. Khaana bahut achha hai. Bhai khaane ka arrangement dekhegi naa, bahut khush hogi, he'll be happy, very happy.
Rohini Hattangadi as Suhasini Chavan
Suhasini Chavan:
Yeh to aise khush ho raha hai, jaise tera bhai nahi, koi devta khaane pe aa raha hai.
Mithun Chakraborty as Krishnan Iyer
Krishnan Iyer:
Amma, yeh devta to hum dekha nahi. But, yeh, yeh aajkal ka paagal duniya mein modern bhagwaan hoti na, to aisa hi hoti jaisa hamaara bhai hai. Amma, tum jaanti nahi, akkha shehar ka gareeb log bhai ka pooja karti hai. Ha ha ha.
Rohini Hattangadi as Suhasini Chavan
Suhasini Chavan:
Khaak pooja karti hai!
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Maa, please. Bhaiya ke aane ka wakt ho gaya hai. Aur aap, mahashay, thodi der ke liye apni zubaan band rakhenge?
Vijay arrives in a white mercedes.
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Bhaiya!
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Ahh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Dekhe, dekhe, dekhe bhai. Aye tumhara chehra dekhe. Yeh kya? Hmm? Yeh hamaari Shiksha ke aankh mein aansoo kyon? Hhaein?
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Hah, yeh to khushi ke aansoo hain, bhaiya.
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Ha ha, ha ha ha. Haan. Woh ek aadmi bheja tha main tumhare paas, Krishnan Iyer...
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Yem Yaa?
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Hhaa ha ha ha ha ha.
Mithun Chakraborty as Krishnan Iyer
Krishnan Iyer:
Bhai, food getting cold. Main patta dhoke aati hai. Yeh patta mein khaana khayegi na, bahut tasty hai.
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Bhaiya, yeh sample tum kahan se laaye?
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Sample? Sample kya?
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Yeh, yeh namoona.
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Haan. Ha ha ha ha. Namoona nahi, nag hai, nag. Woh galti se is yug mein paida ho gaya.
Mithun Chakraborty as Krishnan Iyer
Krishnan Iyer:
Ah, ha ha, Eeku eek.
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Aaj se yeh tumhare saath rahega, tumhari hifaazat ke liye.
Neelam as Shiksha
Shiksha:
Magar mujhe kya hua?
Amitabh Bachchan as Vijay Dinanath Chavan
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Kuchh nahi. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Haan.