Sholay

Scene #9 - Din bhar baithe rehte ho aur pachchees jhooth humse bulwate ho

At Soorma Bhopali's place.
Villager:
Un dono ne bhaagne ki koshish to kee hogi na.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Arre koshish! Aisi waisi koshish? Jaan-tod koshish kari. Magar main bhaagne doon tab na. Ek ko dee maine patkhari. Ke woh lambu nikla bhaagne ko. Maine pakadke taang jo khend diye ke jaate kidhar ho aap. Aur kas ke do diye lafade ke chalo thane. Bas phir kya tha? Pair pakad liye dono ne.
Villager:
Veeru aur Jai ne tumhare pair pakad liye?
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Haan haan.
Villager:
Maine to suna bade badmash hain woh.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Arre. Bot badmaash hain magar hamara naam bhi Soorma Bhopali aise hi nahin hai. Ab aap samjho ki pair pakadke dono ro diye...
Veeru and Jai come and stand behind Soorma.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
...ke Soorma bhai maaf kar do. Woh to main maaf kar deta. Magar mujhe is baat par gussa ki mere ilaake mein aa kaise gaye.
Amitabh Bachchan as Jaidev
Jaidev:
Phir kya hua?
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Arre hona kya tha? Main to ishtick rakhta hoon. Ab jo maine finfinayi yeh, to sutayi kar dee. Satasat, Satasat. Bot maara, bot maaaaraaah.
Dharmendra as Veeru
Veeru:
Phir kya hua?
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Basss..phir hona kya tha? Maine dono ke pakadke galebaaan. Aur maine kaha.
Catches Veeru and Jai by collar and drags and then sees their faces.
Dharmendra as Veeru
Veeru:
Kya kaha?
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Kya kaha! Haaay. Kya kaha maine? Haan maine kaha ki aur koi khidmat ho mere layak to batao mujhe.
Addressing junta.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Arre miyaan aap logon ko aur koi kaam hai ke nahin? Din bhar baithe rehte ho aur pachchees jhooth humse bulwate ho! Chalo Khaan, kaam karo. Arre jao bhayya jabran jhoomte rehte ho, jaao.
Addressing Jai and Veeru again.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Heeen. Heenheen. Main to aise hi mazak kar riya tha. Aur Khaan! Bot jaldi aap logon ki choot ho gayi jail se. Vaise maasha allah sehatein mehatein to bade maze ki kara leen, tan tan ho rahi hai.
Amitabh Bachchan as Jaidev
Jaidev:
Soorma Bhai.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Haan bhai?
Amitabh Bachchan as Jaidev
Jaidev:
Hum apne hazar rupaye lene aaye hain.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Hazar rupaye?!
Dharmendra as Veeru
Veeru:
Haan haan hazar rupaye.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Achcha haan, hazar rupaye. Arre woh to aapki giraftari ke doosre hi din mil gaye the. Woh din hai aur aajka din hai. Lifafe mein bharke jeb mein dhare dhare phir riya hoon. Yeh dekho. Sau sau ke das hain, gin lo.
Dharmendra as Veeru
Veeru:
Achcha Soorma bhai, phir milenge.
Jagdeep as Soorma Bhopali
Soorma Bhopali:
Unnnhuuuh.
Opens the gate to find police waiting there.