Agneepath
Scene #23 - Waqt pe pahunchne ka apna purana aadat hai
An Air Mauritius plane lands on the runway. At Kaancha Cheena's house...
Kancha Cheena:
Apna ussool kehta hai, daaye haath se kaam karo, baaye haath ko pata bhi na chale.Unknown:
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha.
Kancha Cheena:
Kamzor ki dosti taakatvar ke vaar ko kam kar deti hai. Isliye hum hamesha taakatvar ke saath haath milaata hai. Ab dekho, Vijay Chauhan hamaari taraf aa raha hai, haath milaane.Unknown:
Iska matlab tum Vijay Chauhan se haath milaane waala hai?
Kancha Cheena:
Tum uske haath ko kaat do, varna woh tumhari gardan kaat dega. Samjha?Unknown:
Hmm. Samjha.
Vijay lands in Mauritius and gets into a red car with a white top. Festivities begin at Kaancha Cheena's house. Terrylene follows Vijay in a helicopter. Vijay is at the bow of a boat when Terrylene drops a grenade from the helicopter. The boat goes up in flames. Kaancha Cheena opens a champagne bottle.
Laila:
Khushi ki koi khaas vajah hai?
Kancha Cheena:
Kaante ne talvaar ko kaat diya. Chaar aadmi aur sau goliya jo kaam na kar sake, Terrylene ne woh kaam akeyle kar dikhaya.
Laila:
Terrylene ne Vijay Chauhan...
Both of them watch in amazement as Vijay emerges from the sea. Kaancha Cheena stops his henchman from shooting Vijay. As Vijay walks towards Kaancha Cheena, he remembers pulling his father's body in a cart.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Waqt pe pahunchne ka apna purana aadat hai. Aaj thoda late ho gaya, isliye maafi chaahta hai. Woh, koi saala, hamaare oopar, keechad uchhala. Main socha usko paani se dho daalega, isliye, idhar... Main Vijay Deenanath Chauhan, poora naam.
Kancha Cheena:
Aur mera naam...
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Kaanch ka mahal mein rehne wala, Kancha Seth. Hhaein? Haan, ha ha. Main tumko pehle mil chuka hai. Woh, bachpan mein main tumhara gaadi saaf karta tha, kapda ghisa ke.
Kancha Cheena:
Aur ab Kaancha Cheena ka kapda pehanna chaahta ho?
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Nahi, nahi nahi. Pehanna nahi, pehanaana chaahta hai. Isko. Jaao, sardi lag jaayega tumko. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dhandhe ka baat kare?
Kancha Cheena:
Bahut jald oopar jaana chaahte ho. Ghabraata hoon main, ghabraata hoon aise logo se jin mein tarakki ki bhookh zyaada hoti hai.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Ha. Thoda sa aisa bhookh to hum sab mein hai, Kaancha Cheena. Hhaein? Kabhi kabhi bhookh poora karne ke liye kisi nirdosh masoom ko kuchalna padta hai. Kya tum apna jeevan mein kisi masoom nirdosh ko apne paav tale nahi kuchla hai? Hhaein? Kuchla hai ki nahi?
Kancha Cheena:
Haan.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Phir?
Kancha Cheena:
Kya chaahte ho?
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Maandva.
Kancha Cheena:
Maandva mein kya milega tumhe?
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Ha ha ha ha. Wohi jo Shimoga mein milega. Jo Daman mein milega. Jo Porbandar, Jaisalmer, Dhanbad, Kohima mein milega. Hhaein? Ha. Udhar tumhara business chalta hai. Humko udhar entry chahiye. Milkar kaam karenge. Thoda tum kamaao, thoda hum kamaaye. Nahi to, phir se hum dono ke beech mein aur bahut sa masoom nirdosh aadmi kuchal jaayega, kuchal jaayega ki nahi? Hhaein?
Kancha Cheena:
Theek hai. Lekin ek baat yaad rakhna, Vijay Chauhan. Mera rasta kaatne ki koshish mat karna, samjha? Apna usool kehta hai, har galti ki saza maut hai, sirf maut. Woh dekho. Hum dono ki dosti ke pehle din par tumhare liye ek chhota sa tohfa.
Terrylene is kicked out of the helicopter by the bearded man.
Terrylene:
Oh! Aaaaaaah!
Kancha Cheena:
Tumhara dushman, Terrylene.
Vijay walks upto Terrylene's body and drops one bullet. He walks back to Kaancha Cheena and shakes his hand.
Kancha Cheena:
Yeh tumhare haath mein daag kaisa?
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Woh, bachpan mein main ek petrol pump jalaaya tha, woh time pe jal gaya.
Kancha Cheena:
He he he he, he he heh he. Woh petrol pump hamaara tha. Hum tumhe bill bhej dega.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Saath mein apne tailor ka bill bhi bhejna. Hhaein? Yeh tumhara kapda pehanna ka style humko bahut achha laga.
Kancha Cheena:
He he he he, he he he he, he he.
Vijay Dinanath Chavan:
Haa haa haa.