Sholay
Scene #34 - Do chutki wali rangon ki thali
Flashback. Thakur is riding in the back of a horse cart, with Ramlal in front. Radha is running after them, playing Holi.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Arerere, bas bas bas, hahahaha.
Radha:
Holi hai bhai holi hai, bura na maano holi hai. Holi hai bhai... holi hai.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Tu hi saare rang daalegi, to tere baap ke saath kya Holi khelunga main?
Radha:
Arey babuji ke saath kya Holi khelenge aap? Unko Holi khelna aati kahan hai. Sabere se ghar ke saamne muda laga ke baithe hain. Jab bhi koi aaya, bada hua to babuji ne unke pair chhoo liye, aur chhota hua to usne babuji ka pair chhoo liya. Bas, thaali se chutki bhar rang liya, lekar maathe par laga diya, gale lag gaye, ho gayi unki Holi. Yeh bhi koi Holi hai? Holi to hum log khelte hain.
Ramlal:
Ha ha ha ha.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Achha?
Radha:
Haan.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Tum log kaise khelte ho?
Radha:
Hum log? Woh Paaro hai na, Paaro...
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Paaro?
Radha:
Haan, Paaro. Paaro ke aangan mein ek badi si paani ki naal hai. Humne saara rang us mein ghol diya hai. Sab logo par rang dalte hain, aur hum logo ko rang mein daalte hain.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Hahahaha.
Radha:
Koi bhi aaya, chhapaak se daal diya us mein.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Achha, yeh bata, tere ghar to koi paani ki naal nahi hai? Pata chala main aur Ramlal dono khade hain, gale gale paani mein.
Ramlal:
Hahahaha.
Radha:
Uhuhuh.
They reach Radha's house.
Radha:
Dekhiye main kya karti hoon.
Radha:
(in a lower tone) Babujeee.
Narmada:
Kaun?
Radha:
Bhow! Hahahahaaa, aaj phir dar gaye.
Narmada:
Pagli kahin ki. Arey, Thakur saab! Kehti bhi nahi. Aaiye, aaiye, aaiye, aaiye. Holi mubarak ho.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Aapko bhi.
Narmada:
Arey, tu khade khade muh kya dekh rahi hai? Thakur chacha ko kuchh mithai vithai khilayegi ya nahi?
Radha:
Haan, abhi laayi. Uh, Babuji, aapki woh thaali lau?
Narmada:
Kaun si?
Radha:
Wohi aapki, jis mein se do chutki rang...
Narmada:
Haan, haan, ja ja, ja le aa.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Haha.
Narmada:
Aaiye, Thakur saab, aaiye. Andar to hadbong machi huyi hai, baahar chal ke baithate hain. Aur kahiye Ramlalji, sab kushal mangal?
Ramlal:
Bas, kripa hai, maalik.
Narmada:
Aur Thakur! Is saal fasal to achchi gayi na?
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Narmadaji, main to pardesi ho gaya hoon. Yeh khet khalihaan ki baatein Ramlal hi jaane. Hamare kheton par inhi ki hukumat chalti hai.
Ramlal:
Hahahaha.
Radha:
Mithayiwala mithayiwala bhaai mithayiwala thakur chacha muhn kholiye.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Arre bas beti bas...ummmm...
Radha:
Ramlalji chaliye Ramlalji muhn kholiye.
Ramlal:
Arre bitiya hamein do hum khud khaa lenge.
Radha:
Jee nahin hum aapko khilayenge, muhn kholiye.
Ramlal:
Ho ho do na bitiya.
Radha:
Nahin.
Narmada:
Ramlalji aapki beti saman hai...kehti hai to kha lijiye.
Radha:
Haan kehti hai to kha lijiye chaliye...
Ramlal:
Ummm...
Radha:
Ummm...aaah...
Radha:
Arre baba...do chutki wali rangon ki thali...abhi laayi.
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Bahut hansmukh hai.
Narmada:
Arre thakur sahab. Din bhar dhama chaukdi Din bhar dhama chaukdi...
Radha:
Holi hai bhai holi hai chutki wali holi hai bhai holi. Yeh rahi aapki do chutki wali rangon ki thaali. Main jaati hooon.
Narmada:
Arre ab kahan jaa rahi hai?
Radha:
Apni saheliyon ke paas holi khelne...jaaoon?
Thakur Baldev Singh:
Haa haa haa...abhi tak dil nahin bhara tera holi se?
Radha:
Ummmhmmmm thakur chacha...holi rangon ka tyohaar hai, laal peele neele hare kaise dil bharega rangon se? zara aap hi sochiye agar yeh rang na ho to kaisi berang lagegi yeh duniya huh?
Back to present...Radha watering the plants.