Sholay
Scene #5 - Do rupaye mein aap saara jungle khareedne nikle the
Wood buyer:
Kya Soorma Bhopali? Tum to aur bhi lakdi kam kar rahe ho!
Soorma Bhopali:
Arey miya, kam nahin karoonga to kya badhaunga? Lo tarazu teda hua jaa raha hai aur aap keh rahe ho ki kam nahin karo lakdi. Arey, uthao apni lakdi aur nikaalo paise.Wood buyer:
Yeh lo do rupye ka note.
Soorma Bhopali:
Woh to main bhi dekh raha hoon par khara hei ke nahin. haan khara hai. badi khushi ki baat hai. Achcha Khan, to khuda hafiz.Wood buyer:
Paise to wapis kar do.
Soorma Bhopali:
Pese? Aese kese pese maang raye ho aap?Wood buyer:
Woh note to do rupaye ka tha.
Soorma Bhopali:
To yeh lakdi do rupaye ki hai.Wood buyer:
Aaaaayeinnn! Do rupaye mein bas itni si lakdi?
Soorma Bhopali:
Aur nahin to kya do rupaye mein aap saara jungle khareedne nikle the? Dekho Khan, ab bot ho gaya. ab to aap yahan se rawangi daal do warna hamara naam bhi Soorma Bhopali aise hi nahin hai. Samjhe? Chalo. Jaane kaaaan kaaan se aa jaate hain saale. keh riya hai do rupaye ki lakdi nahin hai. abe jungle khareedega do rupaye mein? Saale subah subah dimaag kharab karne aa jaate hain. aur inko dekho. arrre Jaan miyan, jab dekho bethe shayari karte rehte ho. Arre bahar dekho truck se maal utra hai ke nahin. lo aur lo. arre bhayya yahan koi tamasha ho riya hai? Aare yeh koi musafirkhana hai? Hain? Kon ho aap log? Uhh? Uhh?
Jai and Veeru turn around.
Soorma Bhopali:
Arre khan. Aap log yahan?
Veeru:
Kese ho Soorma Bhopali?
Soorma Bhopali:
Arre bhayya mein to aapki dua se bikul kheriyat se hoon. par yeh kar kya raye ho aap log? Idhar aa jao. Arre Khan, idhar police ne aap par do hazar rupaye ka inaam rakha hai. Agar kisi ne mujhe dekh liya to aap ke saath main bhi lapete mein aa jaaoonga. Aap to yahan se nikal lo.
Jaidev:
Soorma Bhopali, hum jail jaana chahte hain.
Soorma Bhopali:
Allah aapki tamanna poori kare. Bhopal hota to hum to aise hi do minute mein aapko andar karwa dete. hamara naam Soorma Bhopali aise hi nahin hai. lekin yahan hamari kya zaroorat. Yahan to waise hi aapke naam ka warrant nikla hua hai.
Jaidev:
Lekin hum yeh chahte hain ki tum hamein jail bhejo.
Soorma Bhopali:
Kya keh rahe ho aap?
Jaidev:
Hum par do hazar rupaye ka inaam hai, woh poora tumhe mil jayega.
Veeru:
Aur jab hum choot kar aayein, to usmein se aadha hamein de dena. Samjhe?