Sholay
Scene #30 - Jab daaru utregi to yeh bhi utar aayega
Veeru, drunk, on the top of a water tank.
Veeru:
Kood jaaoonga, phaand jaaoonga, mar jaaoonga...hat jaaaooooo.Villagers:
Arre arrre yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Veeru:
Wohi kar raha hoon bhayya jo majnu ne laila ke liye kiya tha, ranjha ne heer ke liye kiya tha, romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha...sooosaaaaiiiid... sooosaaaaiiiid...Village man # 1:
Arre bhai yeh soosaad kya hota hai?Village man # 2:
Angrez jab marte hain to use soosaad kehte hain.Village man # 1:
Lekin yeh angrez log marte kyun hain?Village man # 2:
Woh...arre bhai baat kya hai? Tum soosaad kyun karna chahte ho?
Veeru:
Yeh mat poocho chacha. Tumhare aansoo nikal aayenge, yeh badi dukh bhari kahani hai...is ishtory mein drrrrama hai emotion hai trrrradgedy hai...yeh Basanti hai na, isse mera lagan hone wala tha chacha. Lekin iski budhdhi mausi ne beech mein bhaanji maar dee. Ab main is duniya mein nahin reh sakta...gaaonwalon, tumko mera aakhiri salaam.
Veeru:
Goodbye...goooodbyyyyyeee...Village man # 1:
Arre bhai, yeh goodbaai kya hota hai?Village man # 2:
Angrez log jab jaate hain to goodbaai kehte hain.Village man # 1:
Lekin yeh angrez log jaate kahan hain?Village man # 2:
Uh...uh...uh...
Veeru:
Gaaonwalon main jaa raha hoon...bhagwaan, main aa raha hoon.
Basanti, who is standing in the mob, gets confused and runs away somewhere.
Villagers:
Arre...arree...arre...
Veeru leans over the railing and is about to jump from there.
Villagers:
Ruk jao ruk jao...
Veeru:
Ehhh! R...ruk jaoon? Tum...tum log zor dete ho to thodi der ruk jaata hoon.
Basanti runs to Jai, who is sitting peacefully on a bench.
Basanti:
Arre waah...arre tum kaise dost ho? Tum yahan baithe ho?
Jaidev:
Kyun, kya hua?
Basanti:
Mujhe kya malum kya hua...woh dekho tumhara dost kahan chadh gaya...dekho...
Veeru:
Lekin sun lo...iske baad mujhe mat rokna...ab is sansaar se mera dil bhar chuka hai.
Basanti:
Dekha, dekha tumne?
Veeru:
...arre gaaonwalon, mere raaste mein mat aao...
Jaidev:
Haan dekha. Kuch nahin hoga. Jab daaru utregi to yeh bhi utar aayega.
Veeru:
Mujhe is sansaar se mukt ho jaane do...ghar tera na mera...duniya rain basera hai...
Basanti:
Yunki maine ek se ek jaalim dekha par tumhare jaisa paththar dil dost nahin dekha jo...arrre sambhalo...
Veeru:
Mera koi nahin hai is duniya mein...na yaar na dost; isliye main jaan dekar rahoonga...lekin ek baat sun lo gaaonwalon, jahan koi premi jaan deta hai wahan bhayankar kism ki museebatein aati hain...Village man # 3:
Kaisi museebatein aayengi?
Veeru:
Aakaaal...sooookhaa!!! Chechak, haizaaa...aur yeh sab is budhiya ki wajah se aayengi...is budhiya ki wajah se.
Mausi:
Hey Raaam!
Veeru:
Dekh lena gaaonwalon...when I dead, police coming...police coming budhiya going jail...in jail, budhiya chakki peesing...and peesing and peesing and peesing...Dinanath:
Arre mausi haan kar do nahin to yeh jaan de dega...
Mausi:
Kaise haan kar doon Dinanathji?
Veeru:
Arre gaaonwalon, is budhiya se darkhwast ki koi zaroorat nahin...ab main rukne wala nahin hoon...main jaan dekar rahoonga...
Veeru climbs on the top of the railing.
Veeru:
ek...do...teen...chaar...
Basanti:
Mausi, mausi haan kar do na.Village man # 3:
Arre mar gaya to korat kachehri ka chakkar ho jayega mausi.
Veeru:
Paanch...cheh...
Mausi:
Arre bhayya main to kabhi kort-kachehri nahin gayi...
Veeru:
Saath...aaanth...Village man # 3:
Haan keh do mausi...
Mausi:
Haan...Veeru...theher jaa theher jaa...main tayyar hoon...Dinanath:
Arre mausi ne haan keh dee bhai, neeche aa jaao.Villagers:
Aa jao aa jao.
Veeru:
Mausi se kaun shaadi karega saalon! Mujhe to woh Dhanno...woh Basanti se shaadi karni hai, Basanti se...
Basanti:
Veeru, main tumse shaadi karne ko tayyar hoon...ab neeche aa jao.
Veeru:
Eehhhh!!! Heeeheehee...arre gaaonwalon suna tumne bhaaiyon, mausi bhi taiyyar, Basanti bhi taiyyar. Isliye marna cancelllll...Main neeche utarta hoon mausi...mauseeejeee main neeche utroonga...aah aah aah...
Veeru slips on the stairs.