Sholay
Scene #17 - Kitne aadmi the
Somewhere in between huge rocks. Someone walking, hanging a belt from his hand. Some men with guns in their hands, standing on guard. Kalia and other two dacoits standing.
Gabbar Singh:
Hmm. Kitne aadmi the?
Kaalia:
Sardaar, do aadmi the.
Gabbar Singh:
Hmmm. do aadmi. Suuuaaar ke bachchon! Woh do the aur tum teen. Phir bhi wapas aa gaye, khaali haath! Kya samajhkar aaye the? Ki sardar bahut khus hoga? Sabaasi dega kyun? Dhikkaaar hai.
Takes out tobacco from a cloth pouch and starts rubbing it between his right thumb and left palm.
Gabbar Singh:
Arre o Sambha! Kitna inaam rakhe hai sarkaar humpar?
Sambha:
Poore pachaas hajar.
Gabbar Singh:
Suna? Poore pachaas hajar. Aur yeh inaam isliye hai ki yahan se pachaas pachaas kos door gaaon mein jab bachcha rota hai to maa kehti hai ki bete soja, soja nahin to Gabbar Singh aa jayega. Aur yeh teen haraam jaade, yeh Gabbar Singh ka naam poora mitti mein milaye diye. Iski saja milegi. Barabar milegi.
Goes to a dacoit, takes his pistol.
Gabbar Singh:
Kitni goli hai iske andar?Dacoit # 4:
Huh?
Gabbar Singh:
Kitni goli hai?Dacoit # 4:
Chheh sardaar!
Gabbar Singh:
Chheh. Chheh goli. Chheh goli hai iske anadar. Chheh goli aur aadmi teen. Bahut nainsafi hai yeh.
Shoots 3 bullets in the air. Bang! Bang! Bang!
Gabbar Singh:
Ab theek hai. Haan ab theek hai. Ab iske teen khaanon mein goli hai, teen khaali. Ab hum isko ghumaye diye. Ab kahan goli hai kahan nahin, humko nahin pata. humko kuch nahin pata. Heehh. is pistol mein teen jindagi teen maut band hai. Dekhein kise kya milta hai.
Puts the nozzle of the gun on the neck of a dacoit.
Dacoit # 2:
Heeenhhh!
Click! Draws an empty slot.
Gabbar Singh:
Bach gaya saala.
Moves to the second dacoit.
Dacoit # 3:
Huuhhhhh!
Click! Draws another empty slot.
Gabbar Singh:
Yeh bhi bach gaya. Tera kya hoga Kalia?
Kaalia:
S..s..s..s.s..Sardaar, maine aapka n..n..namak khaya hai sardaar.
Gabbar Singh:
Ab, goli khaa.
Kaalia:
Unnn. Uhhhehhh.
Click!
Kaalia:
Aaaaah! Huuuh huuuh.
Gabbar Singh:
Kamal ho gaya. heee. haaaa hhhhaaaha hhhaaaah aah aah aaahahaaaaa. teenon bach gaye. hahhahhaaahah. yeh teenon. haahahh. .teenon haramjaadon ko. haahahah goli nahin lagi.
All start laughing.
Sambha:
Haahhhaahahhahahhhhaaaaahaaahahahahahhahahhahahhahah... haahaahahaha.
Gabbar Singh:
Teeno bach gaye!
Kaalia:
Haaa hhaa haaaah haahahhahahah.
Suddenly Gabbar turns around, places his left palm over his right hand, in which he was carrying the pistol and...
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Kalia and other two dacoits drop dead. Deafening silence, except for sound of crows.